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  4. Posted

    No suestion Archer did right per say. On other hand FDR during Holocaust did something even little worst. Obama and Bush turn other cheek during Darfur. No sugestion they charge for genicide. Archer also did for what worth Vakalkians pain killer allow little less pain came fight of this gene probelms.

     

     

     

    DANGGGGIIIT!!!!!!

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    Well, the zombie apocalypse has happenned. However, guarding one of the Last Bastions of Civilization are the ASVSers. We each have an STO-era phaser rifle, and a lightsaber, as well as a weapon of choice. If we can hold back the zombies for an hour, they'll leave. Conditions of victory for both sides are obvious. Who wins?

     

     

     

    My weapon of choice: Flamethrower.

     

     

     

    My weapon of choice: Trillions of trillions of loyal slaves armed with battleaxes!

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    And as for you, bird, the command tower probably was shielded but the asteroid was enough to overpower the deflectors.

     

     

     

    Be careful, or I'll have you stuffed and use you as a perch!

     

     

     

    That is a perfectly valid explanation, mine works, too though.

     

     

     

    Also, attrition has not been accounted for. Depending on how shields work - and both ST and SW shields seem to function as energy absorption capacitors (whatever the mechanism), we have no idea what the total energy that had hit the shields in that scene was. Given the observed ridiculous density of the asteroid field, it is logical to assume that other collisions had occured. If the damage was occuring even slightly faster than the deflector's ability to dissapate it even shields that could shrug off a superlaser blast would eventually collapse.

     

     

     

    And before you bring up dodging, doing a detailed survey of an asteroid belt that large and dense would almost certainly require highly precise formations to search efficiently.

     

     

     

    It's not as if Vader seemed like he cared all that much about the cost of finding the Falcon (or more accurately, Luke.)

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    First of all, I mock your signature's delusions of adequacy and wittiness.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

     

     

     

     

    So from this we know that they are usually kept powered at all times and that they only use combat grade shields when battle is imminent (or are getting hit with enough asteroids unless Vader gets pissed at them about wasting fuel).

     

     

     

    The above on the other hand is a very good point. Only an idiot such as Jason would leave an obviously energy intensive system online all the time. Most likely, there are combat particle shields that cover a spherical area, as well as standard particle shields that don't cover areas such as docking bays and airlocks. Who knows? Maybe there is even a reason why the command tower isn't covered by navigational shields - perhaps they introduce a sensor distortion or some other result that would be undesirable in combat? This would also provide a reason for the command tower to have separate shields, come to think of it.

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    UFP can not allow Predator keep on kidnapper alien races form pre warp civilions. So the UFP send fleet starships to Predator homeword to force chance ways. In pratice war break loses who is going to win this one. UFP Senser no problem pick up Predator even when cloaked. Predator cloak device are about effect Klingon cloaking device in 23 century. What is know about Predator starship weapon fire ray beam that can melt thought at least 2,000ft ice and can fire while cloaked. Again nothing Defaint class starship can not handle. UFP fleet make quick predators starship UFP terriory.

     

     

     

    Who are you and who let you into my throne room?

     

     

     

    I, the BOARD DICTATOR (who outranks Evil Overlords, God-Emporers, and most especially Fleet Admirals), have determined that this thread is a waste of resources, and demand it be locked for locked and its stupidity contained for the good of humanity.

     

     

     

    I have also decreed, in my position as BOARD DICTATOR (who outranks Evil Overlords, God-Emporers, and most especially Fleet Admirals), that you shall be tried as a war criminal for crimes agains humanity. Praeothmin will prosecute due to his valiant efforts defending you. He needs a break. Mith will defend you, because anyone as deluded as you will need someone skilled as he is in wall of text debating to defend you.

     

     

     

    Guards... carry out my decrees!

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    "Oh, the poor wretched soul. I think all the pain and suffering he has gone through in the dungeon has broken his little mind. Oh well, I'm still Supreme Evil Overlord.†*Goes back to playing Command and Conquer 3*

     

     

     

    You are again delusional. Perhaps you need some time in the mines?

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    “My Tallest, we have intercepted transmission from a creature called “Jason 2: Electric Boogalooâ€.â€

     

     

     

    “Let me see - what the fuck is this shit!!?? A pathetic…Human… dares to challenge me as Supreme Evil Overlord!!! Bring me my FTL laser pen pointer! I shall fire the first shot of the Galactic Organic Sweep myself!â€

     

     

     

    *Takes FTL laser pen pointer and fires the first shot of the Galactic Organic Sweep at Jason 2*

     

     

     

    “Now fire Jason into the super massive black hole in the galactic center! The waves of deadly stupidity shall rush through the stars sweeping along all those who dare oppose me to damnation!â€

     

     

     

    *All life in the targeted galaxy with Jason 2 in it is wiped out in the waves of the original Jason’s deadly stupidity*

     

     

     

    I am not this Jason creatue. My court pervert has played a truly terrible prank, and he is being punished.

     

     

     

    Aren't you?

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    *yawns* Seriously? Didn't you read my title? I'm a God-Emperor. You're just a measley dictator. Besides, I could fuck you up real bad if I wanted to. You, however, amuse me. I'll let you live.

     

     

     

    Board Dictator outranks A puny "God-Emperor." You are no match for my armies of pooping pigeons! No match at all!

     

     

     

    So you're not RayCav, eh? Who are you then? Enigma? Jason? Wing-Wong? Squirtle the Turtle?

     

     

     

     

    Jason?!?! How DARE you?

  22. Posted

    Aaaaand we have a new member. Some looney with delusions of grandeur. I mean, really, you pick the name of one of the least sane muppets and expect us to take you seriously?

     

     

     

    Of couse I expect you to take me seriously, I'm the new Board Tin Pot Dictator.

     

     

     

    Guards! Put him in a bad fanfic, preferably as something that gets him abused!

     

     

     

    Or maybe you're just RayCav.

     

     

     

     

    How DARE you!

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