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If one is looking for a time traveling movie then there movement to make Bill&Ted 3.

Starrring Johnny Knoxville & Zach Galifinakis

FUCK YOU!

 

I almost had a heart attack at reading Shia LaFuck's name in there...

Jack Black as Doc Brown and Samuel L. Jackson as Biff would have been cool though.

When did R2 get access to a data port and time to trawl for data? I seem to recall the only time he was plugged in he had the problem of being shot shortly.

He did have time to access the data port to shut down all the Death Star trash compactors without being shot at.

Not that Jason is in any way right.

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that tauntauns eat moss and lichens.

I'm pretty sure thats wrong. Tauntauns look too cool to be hippie, plant eaters. More likely they are badass bug and poop eaters.

That does not answer the question of what a horse sized warm blooded animal EATS!!!!

Frozen poop and bugs.

:drama: needed!

:obamabahamamamallamadrama:

Who me?

And thus we see your ignorance.

 

French women are not Italian, they actually shave like North American women...

Of course I'm ignorant. The 40 year Old Virgin movie was practically based on my life.

Not kidding.

Women?

 

Definitely...

Better bring a weedwhacker. I hear they have huge hairy bushes.

Because they are spicy to eat...

They were Jalepeno rings from Del Taco. I got them instead of fries. It's not that they were spicy to eat, (I love hot foods) but the fact that they did a number on my stomach.

Ah.

A large order on an empty stomach. It's a very bad idea, as I just found out. You have been warned.

That's why you eat jalepeno poppers stuffed with cream cheese instead. The cream cheese helps alleviate some of the spiciness of the jalepeno.

Let's not forget Canada's lousy beer.

It's only lousy because its 90% moose piss.

Osama couldn't from Obama. Obama went all on Osama's ass.

Happy Birthday, Khas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9kpTvm6CYA

Awesome sauce.

REDRUM! REDRUM!

Link no worky.

"Internet Explorer can't display the webpage"

The Force is telling me Matt Damon will be Kirk & Ben Affleck Spock in Trek 12.

Logic dictates that it will still be Pine and Quinto as Kirk and Spock.

Hello Blackfoot.

Hello Dr. Dave.

(Its me Loktar)

William Shatner to play dead hooker in Murder She Wrote reboot?

Stretching most of the way to Hawaii.