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Airlocke

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I'm truly happy for you. This is awesome news. thumbsup.gif Your next assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to stick it in her pooper. Good luck!

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Why is this under original fiction? Unless this is all fake? smile.gif

 

 

 

She said something about shecking the site out, sometime. I asked thast this be moved to a private forum just in case.

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It was moved at Airlocke's request for reasons of discretion. Original fiction is a private forum.

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So, any news? Anything new happen? Another date? You stick it in her pooper yet?

 

 

 

Date tomorrow night. Everything seems to be going all right. I cannot log on to Facebook without her starting up an im with me. So that is good. I decided to tell her about my inexperience, and she didn't seemed bothered by it. Everything is just going right. Prolly because I am the first "nice guy" she has ever dated. She cannot stop calling me sweet and going "awwwwwwwww" when I talk to her. And I cannot stop thinking about her. So, all is well.

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No, no. I'm going to be up for another few hours.

 

Though, I do have a couple things I need to do

 

[girl]

 

2:39am

 

oh well then um yeah lol

 

[me]

 

2:39am

 

We have totally run out of things to talk about for one day. lol

 

We have talke for like 4 hours today

 

[girl]

 

2:39am

 

You are very nice to talk to though:)

 

[me]

 

2:39am

 

smile.gif:) You too

 

Besides, we need to save some stuff for tomorrow.

 

[girl]

 

2:41am

 

ok fine if I have to

 

[me]

 

2:41am

 

Well, if you don't want me to go.....

 

[girl]

 

2:41am

 

aw

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Could not have gone much better. Last night was fucking fantastic. I picked her up at 445 pm, and dropped her off at 415 am. If I were any less of a pansy, she would have stayed at my place last night. We actually spent most of the night at my house. It was a good night.

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So, it is over. Already.

 

 

 

This is the message that did it:

 

 

 

I dont know quite how to say this but ill try. You are such a great guy, you have many interesting wonderful qualities but youre not for me. I dont think we would work out and I might be a little bit old for you. I will bring you your stuff and I would still like to be friends and maybe hang out as such at some point.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is a picture of the guy I lost to. Fucking really?

 

 

 

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And here is my response:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, it might be better if we don't chat. And we'll not work out as friends either. I just cannot make that transition, and you know it wouldn't work, too. You can't go from first date and first cuddles to just friends. You just can't. Or, more accurately, I can't. Especially not after being told we won't be dating anymore, TWO DAYS after being told that I had given you the best date you had ever had. It just does not compute for me. Anyway, if you don't mind, try to drop my things off while I am at work. 5pm-5am tomorrow. I do not wanna be there.

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And here is my response:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, it might be better if we don't chat. And we'll not work out as friends either. I just cannot make that transition, and you know it wouldn't work, too. You can't go from first date and first cuddles to just friends. You just can't. Or, more accurately, I can't. Especially not after being told we won't be dating anymore, TWO DAYS after being told that I had given you the best date you had ever had. It just does not compute for me. Anyway, if you don't mind, try to drop my things off while I am at work. 5pm-5am tomorrow. I do not wanna be there.

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry dude. It sucks but you'll get over it once you find someone else. I saw the pic of the guy she's going with. I foresee a crackpipe, lines of coke and a bong in her future. Do you know the guy?

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I also forsee a pimp in her future.

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I'm sorry this had to happen this way, but I'm really glad you handled it the way you did. She doesn't deserve to have you as a friend. She really just wants continue getting from you what she enjoyed while getting what she wants from this other guy. You deserve better than to be used like that.

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What an.....intriguing idea. Hell, I could even LINK HER TO IT. Be all like, "Hey, I decided to reconsider this whole friends thing. Maybe it could work out. You should check out this rp thread over here. It is uber badass." Then drop the link.

 

 

 

That would be one of my finest bits of trolling, EVER, I think.

 

 

 

Not yet though.

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I'm kind of glad you held off on that.

 

 

 

Yeah. Good thing I'm not an asshole. Anyway, you see the relationship status?

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You wanna know something crazy. So we made ourselves an official couple. We spent Valentine's day together and had an incredible time. That same day, I told her about my porn problem, and SHE DIDN'T CARE.

 

 

 

Oh, and pretty much every woman I have ever talked to hates my hair. It is very long. Hangs passed my shoulders by a good 3 inches or so. She likes it. She was running her fingers through it all night.

 

 

 

Oh, I really like this girl and it looks like things are going to work out, really, really well. So, I don't think I will be posting in this thread anymore. It has served its purpose.

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