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Aaaaaand, that's the second time you've posted that video in this thread.

If anything, the Marines would either be special forces in that time, or humanitarian aid for extreme disasters, much like the U.S. Marines were among the first to provide aid in the 2004 tsunami. And Jason, is what it sounds like you're saying.

To be honest, Chuck Norris "facts" stopped being funny or accurate about four years ago. Just get over your nostalgia, Prophet.

The main reason why I don't watch it is because of how it butchers the legal system. Here's a VG Cats comic explaining how: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=61

Anything Chuck can do, Captain Falcon can do better...

Captain Falcon pwns both of them.

What if Jason walked into a cloning machine, three thousand clones were produced, and they all logged in to SDN?

Oh, and here's his Pearl Harbor fanfic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4907370/1/Pearl_Harbor. I never knew anyone could abuse science that badly. And boy, is this abuse a doozy.

If you've ever wondered what Jason's fanfics would be like, well, here are the closest things: Here are his fanfics for: House, M.D., Titanic, The Bible, Kung Fu Panda, Eragon, Star Trek, and Star Wars He has 226 more, all of identical quality. See a word I never thought could be used as a verb. And prepare to be dumbfounded beyond all reason...

What if the Orks (WH40K) invaded the world of Pokemon? Would you cheer da boyz on? (I know I would!) What would the repurcussions be?

*shoots off fireworks*

Except for the slight fact that Predators don't attack children. And yes, I mean the extraterrestrial Predators, Enigma.

Okay. First, I'll review da Orks. In Warhammer 40,000, Orks are a race of green-skinned humanoids who are actually animal-fungus hybrids. They're all male, so they reproduce by releasing spores, just like fungi. The reason behind this is that they were genetically engineered to be a warrior race, and they go to war because they think it's fun. Also, because of this, they're the most common race in the galaxy. Orks also have a powerful psychic field that they generate called Waaagh!. A Waaagh!'s power increases with more Orks, and is also the Orks' name for a large army. The Waaagh! also works as a reality bender, and Ork technology is based on the premise that if the Orks think it will work, it will. Given the fact that Orks are generally stupid, this leads to technology that will defy common sense, and even the laws of physics. For example, if you could convince an Ork that a shotgun will fire homing banana cream pies that explode upon impact, it will. The pies will just appear out of nowhere. As long as an Ork thinks that his shoota (gun) is fully loaded, it will be. An amusing example of this was when a squadron of Ork planes was just flying along, and it wasn't until the flyboyz (pilots) noticed that they were out of fuel, did the planes stop flying and crash to the ground. The funny thing is, the planes ran out of fuel hours earlier. However, if a non-Ork tries using Ork tech, it won't work. Also, Orks believe that if a machine is painted red, it will go faster. Ork Boyz: Some Orks were genetically engineered with the knowledge to fulfill certain jobs. They are: Mekboyz(Engineers) Mad Doks (Doctors) Flyboyz (Pilots) Brewerz (Beer Brewers) Runtherdz (Slave Tenders) Speedfreaks (Orks who, instead of wanting to fight, become addicted to going incredibly fast, usually on motorcycles, painted red.) Ork Infantry Weapons: Shootas (Guns) Choppas (Axes) Burnas (Flamethrowers) Religion: Orks believe in two gods, Gork, and Mork. Gork is the god of brutal cunning, while Mork is the god of cunning brutality. The difference? Gork hits you when you aren't looking, Mork hits you really hard when you are. Okay, for Orks, let's say Waaagh! Asskicka, which is several billion strong invades the world of Pokemon. Anyone who remembers the '90's should remember that piece of shit. (Even if we were too young to realize it was shit at the time!) P.S. This is just a comedic thread. The only reason I gave this analysis is because Questor asked for it. And who am I to disagree with a mod?

http://www.astroengine.com/?p=5150 Apparently, Saturn's moon Enceladus has a salty subsurface ocean. We already knew that it had liquid water beneath it's surface, and recent tests showed carbon dioxide, methane, and ammonia in the geysers. So the chances of life having formed on that moon are looking pretty good.

If anything, that would just be Starfleet Marines. Marines are just grunts used to take ships, and hold planets, and maybe carry out an infiltration or two. A commando is elite, a specialist. I know, my dad was a Marine for more than twenty years. They essentially serve the purpose of a badass meatshield.

So was he a Furry, or worse?

The only reason the Romulans might have bought that is because of the Dominion War, which they knew about, but at the time weren't involved in. And considering that the Romulan was only a subcommander, he probably didn't know too much about Starfleet troop capabilities. But as you could tell from the Romulan's voice, he wasn't fully believing that.

Do I even want to know what that means, or is it best left between the old-time members?

Actually, the article said that the ooze is just bacteria. So zapping it with lightning would just give you electrified bacteria. Which is still a million times smarter than Jason.

You're posting, but all I see is gobbledygook.

If anything, that's just a historical reference to old Earth commandoes. And it's part of the "I'm a doctor, not a..." running gag.

You're right. There is a smell problem. Both of those characters stink, and so do you.

Jason, you're an absolute idiot. The Federation would have surrendered to the Klingons by then, and there wouldn't be an expedition to Bajor.

In one corner, we have the great Biblical sea serpent, Leviathan! In the other, we have the Lovecraftian god, Cthulhu! Two colossal beings must fight to the death (if possible), on Planet Jason! The stars are right, and fixed. Who wins?

Taran'atar, Solid Snake, Ash Williams, and Aisha ClanClan are stranded in the middle of Chicago after it has been overrun by zombies. More specifically, fifteen thousand Deadites and thirty thousand normal zombies. All lead by the Dark Lord Jason. Here's the armaments for our heroes: Taran'atar has: Phased Polaron Rifle Hand Phaser Jem'Hadar Longsword Stealth Solid Snake has: NIKITA Rocket Launcher SAIGA-12 Shotgun C-4 Cardboard Box Ash Williams has: Shotgun (aka Boomstick) Chainsaw The Car Pure Badass That Comes From Being Played By Bruce Campbell Aisha ClanClan has: Caster Gun Laser Gun Brute Strength Beast Form Who Wins?