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UFP is an interstellar version of the U.N.. Each member has their own military.

Again with the hand to disruptor fighting.

Starfleet security officer "I SHALL DEFEAT YOU WITH MY KIRK-FU CHOP!"

Gets disintegrated by a Klingon firing his disruptor. *BZZZORT!*

BALLS!!!

They can't complain if they're being disintegrated. Never bring fists to a gun fight.

Also......... BALLS!

BALLS! Also, chatbox no workie!

.....Balls!

Balls!

Balls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E

He's got Patrick Stewart's voice and can pass as a young Picard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs&index=1&list=RDbl5TUw7sUBs

Shared it with Tyralak, now sharing it with you punks.

Tits.

Soooooooooooooo... Where are the transcriptions?

I believe you need a prescription for the transcription.

cc?

Neither does Jason.

Random Officer "*mumbles mumbles*"

Random Crewman "Sir! I cannot understand you!" *looks around* "Won't somebody help me?"

A bald bearded black man comes stumbling in. "Caption Sisko to the rescue! The lieutenant commander has asked you the latest qworbium reports."

Oh Jason, you provide so much comedy material.

Unless you can provide in text what is being said in those videos, I'm useless here.

Aficiawhattawhat?

Huh?

Huh?

There is no reason why S13 doesn't have their own secret fleet. If the Obsidian Order and the Tal'Shiar had their own secret fleet, obviously S13 would have one too.

Tossing smelly torpdoes up the DS's exhaust port? Trying to write a ST\SW porn fic?

I like the cut of your jib, Mr. Fox.

Where did he buy his jib? Maybe I might order that jib online through my nutsack.

Ahh but you could have taken the syphilitic seahorses of Magna Crustiana then circle the drain of plastic pudding madness of Allaphazzan. Spin them ferociously until the sun vaporizes the lemmings. Just be careful not to get close to the petrified pistachios by the fountain of Garnumph. They're flammenkin.

The Federation can make toropodes as smelly and slow as they want? So photon torpedoes are stink bombs? Tard just tarded.

Star Trek Into Arseness, Man of Steel Balls and Pacific Rimjob?