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  1. enigma

    A hard scifi setting

    <p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Well if I should be so jealous of you posting there why the hell are you here? </div></div> So I can wait and see you eventually get banned again. j/k</div></div> we keep him around so the women will be in shock and be approachable by us.</div></div> In other words, we keep him around to make us look good?
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    my first pie!

    <p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>I would eat it, and no, that is not a euphemism.</div></div> *hands you a slice*</div></div> You're pimpin' out the pie!
  3. enigma

    A hard scifi setting

    <p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Well if I should be so jealous of you posting there why the hell are you here? </div></div> So I can wait and see you eventually get banned again. j/k
  4. <p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'> Do I even want to know what the history between you guys are? Old ASVS must of had some f-ed up characters.</div></div> Brutha, you don't know the half of it!</div></div> If he knew just half then he'd die.
  5. enigma

    A hard scifi setting

    Oh please, you are just jealous that I'm posting there and not you. lol
  6. enigma

    A hard scifi setting

    How does that make him a Wongist? I post there and I don't particularly care for Wong. Am I a Wongist?
  7. enigma

    A hard scifi setting

    <p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Isn't there an atomic rocket website that delves extensively about it?</div></div> Yeah and it's run by a known Wongist. Down with it, I say!</div></div> Who?
  8. enigma

    A hard scifi setting

    Isn't there an atomic rocket website that delves extensively about it?
  9. <p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>I am me.</div></div> The moment you posted that, the sheep of the world bleated in terror and tightened their sphincters. Oh and Enigma's in da house! ASVS since 97\98.
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    First Post.

    First post. Yay! I'm number one! .....hello? *echo*
  11. enigma

    classichummus reporting in...

    I prefer the new hummus or the extra crispy hummus or vanilla hummus but noooooooooooooo classic.
  12. enigma

    Captain Kirk vs Luke Skywalker

    Yah but Luke is also the Joker. 'Nuf said.
  13. "Use the Force Luke. Use the Force!" <em class='bbc'>Fap Fap Fap[/i] "While I enjoy you wanking off by using the Force, I meant use the Force to launch the torpedoes numbnuts!"
  14. TC Kyle would win since the actor portraying him is real while Katarn is fictional through and through.
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    WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT MILES O'BRIAN OR THE WAMPA?

    I agree. The booze breath alone will give O'Brien an edge.
  16. Do not know Dexter Jester therefore cannot answer this topic. Yet I have.
  17. Except Riker's gone fat while the galaxy is Obi-wan's bitch. Besides we all know Obi-wanker has a thing for Luke.
  18. I do not know WWW but any fight that involves Voyager automatically will have the Voyager side losing badly. Put a syphilitic monkey up against the might of Voyager and the monkey will win.
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    WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT Q OR BOBA FETT?

    Bobba has his limp pistols while Q can knock your balls around. Q wins.
  20. enigma

    WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT MAX REBO OR MOT THE BARBER?

    Mot will win by throwing the scissors into Max's throat. Mot will also have his straight razor.
  21. enigma

    USS Defiant vs Y Wing Squadron

    I can see the Nebulon-B tracking the Defiant, releases the Y-wings (why the Ys and not A or X wings I do not know), the squadron would do a quick hyper jump to the Defiant's location, unleash everything including the kitchen and then hyper out of the Defiant's reach. Bonus if they do a flank attack. Hyper out when the Defiant turns to meet then and then again attack it's rear. I think the rebels would call this Operation Ass-Banging.
  22. enigma

    They're both pretty good, actually

    Hang the infidel! Bring out the torches and pitchforks! In a more serious tone, ST is no more sci-fi than SW. Shows that are true (or close to it) sci-fi would be, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly and Babylon 5. I like both ST and SW. I somewhat prefer ST but side with SW in vs. scenarios.
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    Captain Kirk vs Luke Skywalker

    <p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Well, he DOES have that bionic hand. Maybe he has some sort of vibrator attachment.</div></div> If it does then no matter insecure he is, women across the universe will go to him for his "hand jobs". He'd be a multi-billionaire!
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    USS Defiant vs Y Wing Squadron

    <p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Maybe on a one on one yes, but a whole squadron? No.</div></div> Honestly? The Defiant is a capital ship. And a battleship at that. It would make short work of a Y-Wing squadron.</div></div> Bull crap. From what I know the Defiant class are classified as "escort destroyers". Classifying the DC as a battleship is equivalent of classifying YT- (whatever the Millennium Falcon is) as a Stardestroyer. Besides, do you think that the Y-wings will all stay in one spot in front of the Defiant? Space combat is in 3-D. The Defiant will have to contend with the bombers in every direction. The Defiant will go down from a torpedo barrage.
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